Saturday, September 03, 2005

It's time to be truly tasteless

Did you hear the mayor of New Orleans died last night? His finals words were "Glub glub glubbb...."

Many Hollywood celebrities have banded together to rasie money for the victims of Katrina. Kevin Coster has donated all the proceeds from his film "Waterworld." Come on, Kevin, haven't those people suffered enough?

A bunch of lesbians have arrived at New Orleans. They heard there were dykes that needed plugging.

The Louisiana Race Track has recently been modified for Seahorse Racing.

The New Orleans Saints Cheerleaders are now going to be the hottest Syncronized Swimming team ever.

The storm even screwed up the Governor's Mansion. Knocked the thing right off its axles.

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