Thursday, April 09, 2009

Dear O's Fans

Stop interfering with baseballs in play when the Yankees are batting. The O's are winning right now today if you behave yourself.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Lucky Magazine Likes Photoshop. A lot.

I saw the cover of Lucky Magazine at my friend Gina's place yesterday. I asked who the pretty young actress was on the cover.

Cute girl, huh? Looks like some budding young starlet. About what, 16, 17 years old? Possibly some Swedish model on the rise?


How about 35 year old actress Elizabeth Banks.

Yeah, this Elizabeth Banks. Do these two women look the same?

Look, Elizabeth Banks is hot. She's very young-looking naturally. Does she need to be airbrushed to the point of being unrecognizable? To have all of her features be flattened and smoothed and erased? To look like a Swedish model on the tube of a salmon paste pate you can buy at Ikea?

Bad job, Lucky.