We live in a world where Peyton Manning is a Super Bowl winner.
So far, the 21st Century is seriously gord-damned messed-up. In seven short years, it has flipped its middle finger at the 20th Century and pissed in the old century's Corn Flakes.
The Red Sox AND the White Sox have won World Series.
The Seattle Seahawks have been to a Super Bowl.
Once again, the biggest soccer star in the world is coming to America, but this time, he's not graying and 50. He's young, early 30s, and ready to conquer Hollywood.
Plus, his wife is ridiculously skinny and has ridiculously fake boobies. She fits in L.A. perfectly!
America is showing a general interest in soccer. This scares me in more ways than I care to count.
The Wizards ain't half-bad. The best player in the league might well be Gilbert Arenas.
The Caps are playing in front of a largely apathetic home crowd at half capacity. Who'd a thought that the shiny new arena downtown would be worse for them than the hulking suburban bandbox filled to roof 3/4ths of the year?
The Yankees, like the Orioles, Devil Rays, Royals and Pirates, have not won a World Series in the 21st Century.