I can't bloody believe it.
My new hero, Representative David Wu, D-Oregon, will be in the building today. I can't wait to meet him.
Here's where I'm torn - comedywise, I can control the A/V system to replay his famous Klingons in the White House line, and it would be the Funniest Thing Ever, but, I also want to remain employed.
Damn...I haven't been this torn since I got a free camera for an ugly friend's wedding. I love free cameras, but I had to take pictures of the ugly friend.
No winner...no win.