Monday, February 13, 2006

Cheney's Got a Gun

Proposed Slogans for the Dick Chaney Annual Quail Shoot...

"Giving Shotguns to Nearsighted Senile Politicians Since 1994!"

"For a Different Kind of Facial"

"Where Hot Lead Meets the Chest"

"Quail Shooting Optional"

"Confusing Grown Men for 5 Pound Birds since 2006!"

"I'm Dick Cheney and I'll Shoot Who I Want, Bucko"

"Ability to Aim Not Neccessary!"

Twisted Tune en route...

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